How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager – Guides for Dating Vampires Book 1

“I WANT YOU TO BITE ME.”

Vincent Barnes has suffered four years as a vampire, and they’ve been the most miserable years of his pathetic life. Too poor for black market blood, he feeds from sleeping humans to survive. He tries to never intrude on the same prey twice, but after a single delicious taste of a long-lost childhood neighbor, he can’t help returning for seconds.

Wesley Garcia has been waking up with fang marks. Lucky for him, he needs a vampire—to use as bait. He’s certain Vitalis-Barron Pharmaceutical killed his mother, but to gain access to their covert research labs, he has to bring them a bloodsucker for their experiments.

Step one, a dramatic offer: Stay, and you can bite me.

Vincent leaps at the chance to gobble Wesley up.

Wes’s plan is perfect. He’ll befriend the vampire, then trick him into coming to the lab. No fighting, no fuss. But Vincent is more than Wesley has bargained for: sweet and shy, with intoxicating fangs that awaken new desires in Wes. As the two bond, Vincent believes he might have finally found someone worth putting his trust in… and Wes fears neither of them will survive the betrayal he has planned.

How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win and Wager is a slow-burn paranormal mm romance full of laughter, angst, and thirsty pining. It is perfect for fans of fangs and scientific interpretations of vampirism, with a medium spice level that heats up further in the free bonus content. Content includes bite kink, bleeding (non-kinky), medical experimentation (not experienced by the point of view characters), one particular lesbian BFF who should be reported to HR, and the use of “bodice-ripping” as a verb.

Seriously, I cannot praise this book enough. I flew through it, chapter after chapter, until I was at the end. Not only was the romance simply incredible, but there was also a lot of mystery surrounding Westley’s mom’s circumstance and the Vitalis-Barron Pharmaceutical company that kept me on the edge of my seat until I had some answers.

Megan Rose from Writingrosereads

If you’re looking for a book that deals with vampires or the supernatural that centers around a bit of romance and queer characters, read this book IMMEDIATELY. It does not disappoint. I will be purchasing this book in every form I can find it and recommended it to everyone.

Amber D. Lewis

This book was bad for my health: made my pulse race, my heart and stomach squeeze, and made me lose sleep. I have adopted Vincent by the beginning of the second page, and from then on it was a roller-coaster of emotion for me and my new son.

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